Pulling A Transvestite When I Was Drunk
I think it is every straight guy’s fear. We all dance with the risk every time we go out club hopping. Drinking does impair judgment and makes us less able to see the signs we should be looking for. Not to mention that some guys look hot in their girlie clothes. It will always remain a risk when you pick up a beautiful chick that what is under that dress might not be what you expect.
It has happened to me. I’ll try to be frank about it. I went into a place while I was working in Colorado. It can happen anywhere, the place is not important. Nice club, good atmosphere, lots of very hot people about. I go to relax and party, dance and have fun. Getting drunk really was not in the plan, but there are times when the booze gets away from you.
I find myself dancing with this hot chick. She’s tall with lovely teased up hair. Her dress skims her lean form. We dance and flirt. It never enters my drunk mind that she might not be what she appears. The night passes, we’re both drinking and having a good time. After some talk and a mutual feeling that the club is too crowded I offer some quiet drinks back at my apartment. She accepts.
Sometimes the booze loosens inhibitions and uncaps that randy side that we keep tightly locked away. This night we settle on the sofa with some wine and it’s pretty clear that her intention might not be a quiet talk. Her hand roams over my side and hip and onto my fly. I do not have the presence of mind to protest, and actually grind into the weight. That seems to be enough to convince her to unzip me and drop to her knees. Maybe the blowjob should have keyed me off, but it didn’t.
Next thing I know we’re kissing and she’s guiding my hands around, but focusing on her ass. I’m not sure why I reacted to that by wanting to see what she was hiding. I found she had a rather long, thin, cock. When I discovered she was a transvestite, I did not push her off. Maybe it is because I was drunk and my sense of judgment was impaired. I made up my mind though that I had started this, and I would finish it.
So I tell her that it’s cool. Just sex, right? No reason to make a judgment call or get pissy. I try to be open minded. I’d never pulled a guy before, but that was no reason to not try it. Plus I was still wound up, and I had gotten a great blowjob in the deal. Did I fuck her too? Eh, I’m not telling you that. I did pull her off though, and it really wasn’t that bad. At least it never came back to haunt me….
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