10 Things You Don’t Want Your Girlfriend To Find In Your Bedroom
We all have embarrassing things we keep around that are guilty pleasures. The key thing is how well we keep them to ourselves. So without further delay, here are ten things you really do not want your girlfriend to discover in your bedroom…
10. Kinky gay sex mags. Yea, she might get the wrong impression if she discovers you have a story about Tommy and Joe getting it on down by the ol’ watering hole. No matter how you explain it, unless you have a sibling to peg it on, you don’t want her to find that in your bedroom.
9. Pictures of other guy’s cocks. Look, no matter why you have them, you don’t want anyone knowing you have them. Not your mom, not your dad, and definitely not your girlfriend.
8. A blow up sex doll. So ok, you are getting practice for the big day, but – you don’t need to advertise it. If you have a sex doll of any sort, the last thing you want is for your girlfriend to open the closet door and have it fall out on top of her.
7. A Bra (Or any type of girls clothing). Unless you have a sister who just happens to share your room. Not likely at that age, right? So- finding girls underwear in your room is likely going to be a no.
6. A dildo or vibrator. So OK, some of these can pass as “muscle relaxants” for post injury use. However, most vibrators for that kind of thing are not going to be shaped in ways that raise eyebrows. If you do have a dildo tucked away, make sure you talk about your likes and dislikes before she stumbles across it.
5. General kinky porn. Unless you know your girl shares your kink, you might want to make sure she leaves your laptop alone and does not find your secret Japanese porn collection. Some of that stuff might raise eyebrows.
4. Used Condoms. This is when it pays to take out your trash before you invite a girl over. If she happens to find a used condom in the trash who knows what will spring to mind.
3. Spanish Fly. These drops should not be something your girlfriend discovers in your bedroom. For one thing, she might assume you are slipping them into her drink. For another she might assume you are slipping them into other girl’s drinks… yea, bad news there.
2. Bondage toys. Unless you are positive that cuffs, whips, or paddles are going to be a turn on, don’t leave them out where they can be found. Like, leaving the cuffs chained to bed is a bad idea…
1. Another girl (or boy). The top thing you don’t want your girl to find in your bedroom is a challenger to them when you are building your relationship. Another lover in your room of either gender that is a surprise will, undoubtedly, kill any chance you have with your girl.
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