10 Things You Don’t Want Your Mum To Know
I had an incredible relationship with my Mum. I could talk to her about nearly anything. Even so, there are certain things that even she and I did not share. Face it, your mother simply does not need to know certain details. Chance are, these are ten things that no self respecting guy wants his mum knowing.
10. Wild things you did in College. I never talked about the parties, the one night stands, or even my charity Drag Queen stints in college. I figured, why raise doubts about letting me live away from home while she was paying for it?
9. How many sexual partners you have had at once. I never did broach the subject of group sex to my mum. Would you dare talk about it to yours?
8. Your best sexual encounter. It is all in the details. You might share with your lover when sex has been fantastic, but telling your mum about it? I think not.
7. Your favorite sex toys. We all have them, there’s no denying it. Chances are your Mum has them too. Even so, talking about favorite sex toys with her really should not be that appealing. Do you really want her to know about your wonder anal beads? no…
6. Your first sexual encounter. It will be hard to deny, once you’ve walked down the isle and gotten married, but until then, you don’t need your mum knowing who you shagged first. This is doubly so if you happen to cross lines and be gay or bi. Even if she accepts it, she really does not need to know intimate details.
5. Kinky places you like to have sex in. I’m not sure that anyone but you lover needs to know if you enjoy sex in elevators, under waterfalls, behind the bleachers, or where ever else that strikes your fancy. Long story short- if no one else needs to know, then likely your mum doesn’t either.
4. If you ever bottom. It does not matter if you are gay, straight, or bi, enjoying anal sex and letting your partner top you should never come up between you and your mum. And yes, many straight guys do let their girlfriends and wives top once in a while.
3. How large your imported porn collection is. You might have spent thousands of dollars on exotic porn, you might enjoy sharing it with your lover or partner, but trust me here, you Mum need not know about it.
2. Getting your Cock tattooed or pierced. Body mods are wonderful. Share them with your lovers. Enjoy them. But heaven forbid, don’t broadcast it to you mother.
1. Extreme fetish behavior. It does not matter exactly what the fetish is, from golden showers to latex paint, just because you enjoy it does not make it a great subject for family conversations. Besides, you Mum really likely does not want to know what it is that makes your world rock. Keep the fetishes to your intimate circle.
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