10 Things You Wouldn’t Tell Your Mate
You know there are a lot of things that you share with your best bud. You might talk about your positive, normal sexual situations even, like when you have found out what a certain girl likes, or even things girls may not like.
You might show off a penis tattoo or piercing even. But there remains some things that perhaps you don’t want to share with your best friend, for one reason or another. Here are ten of them.
1. Intimacy with another man. Unless you happen to have a best mate who is gay and accepts that kind of thing, chances are, you won’t be talking about chance encounters with some random guy that became a little overly intimate.
2. Being Jealous of your friend’s Penis. Some guys just have a great cock, and yes the rest of us do get a little jealous about it. That does not mean you share with your best friend that his cock happens to be nicer then your own and that you envy them. If you do have cock jealousy keep it to yourself.
3. Having a crush on your mate’s mom. It happens to more guys then we realize, developing sometimes intense feelings for a best friend’s mother, particularly if she happens to be a pretty cool person, in general. While you might have erotic dreams about her, please be kind and don’t tell your best friend.
4. Enjoying cross-dressing. Again, this depends on the friend. Sometimes we luck out and find a guy who enjoys it as much as we do. But until you know for sure, it might be best to not mention it.
5. Fetish play. This can be a lot of of different things to a lot of different people, but if you happen to have a true fetish, something you really need to have to get off, you might not tell your best mate about it. One, it’s not his business. Two, you never know what kind of reaction you will get.
6. Sex toys. From anal beads to full up sex dolls, none of this belongs in the realm of what you tell your best friend. Unless, of course, you know he’s in the market for some himself. Chances are general conversation this is a “no”, but in the right setting and situation, might be passable, as long as you don’t hint at what you happen to own.
7. Role play with your girlfriend. Look, just because she likes it when you dress up as batman, does not mean you want to tell your mates that you have a complete costume for those intimate situations…
8. The time you made out with his Sister. Um, you did what– with who? Right this is a don’t ask, don’t tell situation.
9. Using a Cock extender. You might brag to strangers on the web, after it works.. but chances are you won’t tell a soul you are using one while you are using it.
10. Resorting to sprays, drops, or pills to have sex. Oh come on, no guy wants to admit he’s having to use something to attract girls to him… certainly not to their best friend.
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